Supersize

A tableau of excess:

1. Upper West Side Mexican restaurant where you order guacamole and the waiter makes it for you, by your table, using at least 2 avocadoes, to serve two people.

2. A 'small' Coke at the cinema.

3. Mum laughing at the enormity of her pancake stack.

4. The 4 inch thickness of the Sunday New York Times, which includes 2 magazines and a literary supplement, plus countless catalogues.